{"id":3013,"date":"2025-02-12T11:05:14","date_gmt":"2025-02-12T11:05:14","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/zango.co.ao\/?p=3013"},"modified":"2025-02-12T11:05:16","modified_gmt":"2025-02-12T11:05:16","slug":"jesus-esta-de-olho-na-colera","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/zango.co.ao\/index.php\/2025\/02\/12\/jesus-esta-de-olho-na-colera\/","title":{"rendered":"JESUS EST\u00c1 DE OLHO NA C\u00d3LERA"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Cr\u00f4nica de Manuel de Jesus<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Que show da &#8220;Xuxa&#8221; \u00e9 esse?<\/strong> Nada a ver com a Meneghel.<br>Bilh\u00f5es de kwanzas burros se uniram para darem o verdadeiro luxo no Pula do p\u00e1ssaro grande, que ao ir tem for\u00e7a.<br>O ngweta e o seu grande p\u00e1ssaro azul posaram no Musseque, entre o asfalto e o buraco.<br>Na recep\u00e7\u00e3o, o &#8220;People&#8221; dele estava l\u00e1 no quintal a jingar, enquanto o nosso foi trancado no quarto e proibido de sair at\u00e9 a visita bazar, para n\u00e3o envergonhar o pap\u00e1. Levaram o &#8220;dreda&#8221; no edif\u00edcio torto para tirar um sono de leve juntamente com os seus c\u00e3es e todas as mordomias.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Veio a C\u00f3lera e, com ela, a diarrumba e o diogo, n\u00e3o o C\u00e3o. Tipo nada, o Povo est\u00e1 a entregar e que, se h\u00e1, a partir desta para melhor, porque o pior j\u00e1 passou aqui mesmo.<br>Jesus est\u00e1 lembrado, que arrumaram a casa como nunca antes fizeram e tiveram mesmo que partir o porquinho, tiraram todas as moedas para a compra de sab\u00e3o, omo e lix\u00edvia, para brilharem todos os mambos.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><br>Ser\u00e1 que n\u00e3o sobrou kumbu para a aquisi\u00e7\u00e3o do arsenal e tirarem um &#8220;tu pra tu&#8221; com a C\u00f3lera? 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N\u00e3o s\u00f3 vamos dan\u00e7ar, como tamb\u00e9m vamos comer o choco.&#8221;Sorganizem&#8221;, porque que essa M\u00e3e a que todos chamam de P\u00e1tria precisa \u00e9 de a\u00e7\u00e3o, j\u00e1 n\u00e3o faz sentido toda hora gritarem: Luz, C\u00e2mara, Som e&#8230; Na hora da A\u00e7\u00e3o, ter um apag\u00e3o.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Apag\u00e3o?<\/strong><br>\u00d3h sim, j\u00e1 estava esquecido, o apag\u00e3o deu-se por causa dos trig\u00eameos, mesmo \u00e0 luz de velas e, sob press\u00e3o de alicates, esticaram um cord\u00e3o umbilical para separa\u00e7\u00e3o.<br>Uns acreditam que g\u00eameos podem trazer sorte e outros acreditam que podem trazer azar. E, para o azar dos pecados dessa Mamoite, que todos acreditavam j\u00e1 estar na menopausa, surpreendeu ao dar \u00e0 luz trig\u00eameos. 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